Astronaut Jokes
Welcome to Astronaut Jokes – space humor with zero gravity and maximum laughs. From mission-ready one-liners to cosmic puns, these jokes are clean, quick, and perfect to share when you need a little lift-off.

Try answering a joke question: How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep? Below…
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