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Astronaut Jokes

Welcome to Astronaut Jokes – space humor with zero gravity and maximum laughs. From mission-ready one-liners to cosmic puns, these jokes are clean, quick, and perfect to share when you need a little lift-off.

Funny astronaut jokes with a space-themed illustration of an astronaut and stars

How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep?
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How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep?

Try answering a joke question: How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep? Below…
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What is an astronaut's favourite key on the keyboard?
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What is an astronaut’s favourite key on the keyboard?

Try answering a joke question: What is an astronaut's favourite key on the keyboard? Below…
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Why do astronauts use Linux?
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Why do astronauts use Linux?

Try answering a joke question: Why do astronauts use Linux? Below you will find a…
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Why did the cow become an astronaut?
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Why did the cow become an astronaut?

Try answering a joke question: Why did the cow become an astronaut? Below you will…
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What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
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What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

Try answering a joke question: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? Below…
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Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?
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Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Try answering a joke question: Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?…
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What is an astronaut's favorite snack?
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What is an astronaut’s favorite snack?

Try answering a joke question: What is an astronaut's favorite snack? Below you will find…
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
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What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

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