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Calendar Jokes

If your life runs on reminders and deadlines, these Calendar Jokes are for you. Expect date puns, scheduling humor, and quick one-liners that make planning feel a little less serious—perfect for work, school, or group chats.

Funny calendar jokes with a calendar and date-themed illustration

Why was the calendar afraid?
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Why was the calendar afraid?

Try answering a joke question: Why was the calendar afraid? Below you will find a…
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What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
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What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?

Try answering a joke question: What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?…
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What do calendars eat?
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What do calendars eat? – Joke

Try answering a joke question: What do calendars eat? Below you will find a hint…
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