Car Jokes
Whether you’re a car lover or just battling traffic, these Car Jokes deliver quick laughs with driving puns and road-trip punchlines. Perfect for captions, group chats, or killing time while someone “just runs in for one thing.”

Try answering a joke question: What do you call a car that never stops? Below…
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Try answering a joke question: When is a car, not a car? Below you will…
Try answering a joke question: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Below…
Try answering a joke question: What do you call a stolen Tesla? Below you will…
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