Chemistry Jokes
Chemistry has reactions… and so do these jokes. Here you’ll find lab humor, periodic table puns, and quick one-liners about atoms and bonds-ideal for study breaks, classrooms, or anyone who likes a smart punchline.

Try answering a joke question: If H2O is Water and H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide, What…
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