Clothing Jokes
If you’ve ever stared at your closet like it personally betrayed you, you’ll relate. These Clothing Jokes mix fashion puns, shopping humor, and quick one-liners about outfits, shoes, and style moments—perfect for captions or a quick laugh.

Try answering a joke question: What did one hat say to another? Below you will…
Try answering a joke question: What did the bra say to the hat? Below you…
Try answering a joke question: What do clouds wear under their shorts? Below you will…
Try answering a joke question: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Below you…
Try answering a joke question: What do you call shorts that clouds wear? Below you…
Try answering a joke question: What do you call a bunny in a kilt? Below…
Try answering a joke question: What clothes does a house wear? Below you will find…
Try answering a joke question: What do you call a bear with no socks on?…
Try answering a joke question: How do you steal a coat? Below you will find…
Try answering a joke question: What do you call an alligator in a vest? Below…