Eye Jokes
See what we did there? These Eye Jokes are packed with vision puns, glasses one-liners, and blink-and-you’ll-miss-it punchlines that work great for kids, classrooms, or anyone who loves a clever little joke.

Try answering a joke question: What do you call a spider with 20 eyes? Below…
Try answering a joke question: What do you call a lion with no eyes? Below…
Try answering a joke question: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Below…
Try answering a joke question: What do you call a pig with three eyes? Below…
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Try answering a joke question: What do you call a deer with no eyes? Below…
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Try answering a joke question: What do you call a fish with 4 eyes? Below…