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Home » Jokes » Lettuce Jokes​

Lettuce Jokes​

Lettuce be honest: veggie puns are the best kind of corny. These Lettuce Jokes bring salad humor, leafy wordplay, and quick one-liners that are perfect for food captions, kids, and anyone who loves a crunchy punchline.

Funny lettuce jokes with a vegetable-themed illustration featuring a cartoon lettuce

What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?
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What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?

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What did the lettuce say to the celery?
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What did the lettuce say to the celery?

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Why did the lettuce go to the gym?
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Why did the lettuce go to the gym?

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What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?
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What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?

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