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Vegetable Jokes​

Veggies are good for you… and apparently good for comedy too. These Vegetable Jokes bring crunchy puns, kitchen one-liners, and classic food humor that’s easy to share with kids, families, or anyone who loves a corny joke.

Funny vegetable jokes with a food-themed illustration featuring assorted vegetables

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Posted inJokes Vegetable Jokes​

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

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What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
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What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

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What is the coolest and most awesome of all the vegetables?
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What is the coolest and most awesome of all the vegetables?

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What is red and invisible?
Posted inJokes Tomato Jokes Vegetable Jokes​

What is red and invisible?

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What did one pickle say to the other?
Posted inJokes Pickle Jokes​ Vegetable Jokes​

What did one pickle say to the other?

Try answering a joke question: What did one pickle say to the other? Below you…
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What’s small and red and has a rough voice?
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What’s small and red and has a rough voice?

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What did the lettuce say to the celery?
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What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Try answering a joke question: What did the lettuce say to the celery? Below you…
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What is small, red and whispers?
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What is small, red and whispers?

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What is a pirate's favorite vegetable?
Posted inJokes Pirate Jokes​ Vegetable Jokes​

What is a pirate’s favorite vegetable?

Try answering a joke question: What is a pirate's favorite vegetable? Below you will find…
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What vegetable is a sailor's worst nightmare?​
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What vegetable is a sailor’s worst nightmare?​

Try answering a joke question: What vegetable is a sailor's worst nightmare?​ Below you will…
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